I know, I know, I used to blog a hell of alot more often, but I am just too boring now. Seriously, what would I blog about, sitting on my ars, reading fanfiction, riding the bratling's arses, doing laundry, cooking dinner..... The list could go on and on, but it is what I consider boring, mundane bullshit. Staying home and playing the Domestic Goddess roll is driving my fuk'n insane. Unfortunately my wonderful ADD keeps rearing it's ugly head and distracting me from attempting to figure out what I wanna be when I grow up. Nope, don't know that either and I cannot justify spending the time on school when I am not even sure if I am going for anything I seriously want to do. Fortunately, I have settled on a BusAdmin degree. I figure this is a good all around degree. If I wanna open an herbal/organic store in the future, this degree will lend a helping hand to the business aspect and such. I know, I know, I am a mental case. I swear, things will get better once the thaw starts and I can open the windows of the house (they are covered in plastic right now) or just go out for a walk with out having my hazards on (I am a klutz on a good day, now you add in this ice shit ARG).
Since that run on paragraph of jabber is done, I will fill you in on the past week.
- I subbed at the high school on Thursday, Monday and Tuesday. Not too bad, but this one lil brat girl is bound and determined to be a thorn in my bum.
- Went to Colville and survived (the following will pertain to this weekend in Colville)
- Bear had a funeral to go to. His ex-girlfriend's grandmother died. I know, that sounds a wee bit off. This is a chick that he dated in HS (many moons ago) for only like 6 mos, they were better as friends or friends with benifits than they ever were in an actual relationship. This was back in like 94-95 time frame. Oh, and she is fatter than me. *insert happy dance* I know, I am a petty selfish being, but HA!!!! I am three years older than her, have had three kids (she has only had one), and she gets a hell of a lot more movement than I do (like working with hay fields and such). Nothing makes a fluffy girl feel better than to see the chick that was supposedly your hubbies love of life looking bigger and worse than you. :D Oh, and did I mention that MIL P and Gay Aunt D spent alot of time and energy working a smear campaign against her. I was expecting bother H (Bear's ex) and Bear to get all weird eyed the first time they saw eachother around me in 93. Nope, I actually like her.
- Survived the surprise party for Aunt M. Of course, I was treated like I had koodies or something. You know, since I stole everyone's precious baby Bear away. Fuk'n gag me with a spoon already and get it over with. He moved away over 12 years ago, was not going to move back with all of you after he got out of the service, and then married me over 8 years ago. OMFG. Get the hell over it. He is a grown man in his thirties (not my much but he is). Okay, I hear a lil voice in my head that is yelling "ADD MUCH" which indicates I have strayed from my original subject. "NOW BACK TO THE PREVIOUS BROADCAST" The only people I actually got along with, with out forcing anything, were the two people that were invited due to keeping up appearances. You know, Aunt M's male companion for the past million years, R. R and I had great conversation about homesteading and he was actually impressed with the ideas and plans that Bear and I have set up for ourselves.
Aunt M was great to me once she blew a J. No, you did not read that wrong, this woman is turning 50 and ran off to the back bedroom (yet again, you did not misread) and locked the door with at least 5 other people and toked it up. Okay, I seriously do not have a problem with what you do on your time, but there were atleast 6 kids at in the house. And then, like a damn 13 yr old, she attempted to pass herself off as sober. UM, NO!!!! I have only been around Aunt M a small handful of times, and I can definitely tell the difference. One minute she was half way pleasant but still cold. The next minute, she cannot keep her hands still long enough to read her cards and can barely open her gifts. Oh, and she was nice as hell to me. You know, overly lovey like I am when I get too drunk on Tequila.
I will not even mention the woman smoking while on an oxygen machine (my classy MIL's sis) or the chick who is at least 5 mos preggers and smoking.
- We did have a wonderful time staying at DL's house. They crack me the hell up. D has been busy on the off season studying law. Longs story short (I know, I am a wee bit long winded), L's brother was sent to prison by the corrupt legal system where they live. D has the transcript of the court proceedings and has over fifty instances tabbed where the same cops kept changing their story. And the whole,search and seizure before the warrant was even issued. Kind of hard to call the cops when the cops are the ones illegally taking your shtuff.
Stink was able to help L with the horses. I treated everyone to yummy peanut butter chocolate brownie muffins. DL's daughters came over, so the boy brats were able to play with their cousins. Oh, and we were able to meet S's man. He is so yummy and perfect for each other. This is seriously someone I have always imagined for S. He is strong, out doorsy type of dude, artsy, extremely masculine, and extremely sensible. Of course, we (well I, but Bear agreed) invited them to come up after the thaw so we can all go hiking and groovy out door stuff. Oh, plus L want's to liberate some of the beautiful rocks along the river banks. They are purple and green. :D
- I have come to the realization I am not meant to be around breeders. They were everywhere this weekend. I could not get into the restroom at Helmart cause they were congregated around the entrance with what felt like a million kids. We were even assaulted with breeding questions while at H's house Sunday morning. Bear and I about fell out our chairs when T (H's mom) stated that she bet Bear could not wait to be a grandpa. OMFG!!! I am so glad he did not have coffee in his mouth. Stink is only 14, will be 15 in August, and she is going to university. Once Bear composed himself, he was like, I don't want to be a grandpa for at least another 10 years. That would put Stink at 24, Bear at 40, and me at 43. We would still have Goob at home for sure since he would only be 16. I have been a mom since 18, I want run around my house nekkid time.
-The ride home on Sunday afternoon blew ass. It was almost white out conditions in some areas higher up, the plows did not show up until we were almost over the pass and along the river, we could not keep the windshield from fogging over with the crazy temp changes, we ran into severe rain and hail storms all along the river, and after we got dinner and were only half way home, the speedometer decided to shit the bed. A drive that should have taken us only 3 hours of continuous drive time took over 5. I was so stressed and tense during the first hour or two of the ride (going over the pass and through the severe storms) that I had my fists balled up and tucked under my armpits. OMFG!!!!
I am pretty sure the Subi had a talk with the weather. Subi knows that once the Volvo thaws (there is an ice mound around it), Bear is doing what he needs to in order to fix the oil leak. I want my Volvo. She was supposed to be mine in 05 when we bought her and Bear and purposely not fixed her so I will not drive her. She is just awesome and great. Oh, and she has a hidden seat in the back of the wagon to seat 2 more peeps. YIPPIE, a 7 seater car again.
Okay, that is what happened over the past weekend. You know, the usual family drama and bullshite. We have been having a mix of rain and snow for the past three days. So the weather has not really improved. Well, the muddy, grassy parts of the yard are back.